I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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