Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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