All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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