i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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