yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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