cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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