Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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