The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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