i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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