I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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