So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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