Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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