i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I think your dad took our porno
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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