I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The air was thick with penises
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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