i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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