i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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