just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
