batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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