I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Bang-toberfest begins!!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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