He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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