I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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