thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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