small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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