Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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