Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How external is "for external use only"?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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