I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
What a dumb baby whore.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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