She said her name was "party"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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