I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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