I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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