I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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