Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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