best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
bring money and cleavage
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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