Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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