oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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