come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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