For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I skipped work to stalk him.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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