So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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