I CAN MOONWALK!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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