you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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