Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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