i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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