i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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