Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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