I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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