if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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I just found puke in my bra..
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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