in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I still have a little drunk in my system
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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