fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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