at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.