The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
why do cheetos always look like penises
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
