How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i was born a porn star she said
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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