so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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