Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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