I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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