I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
