and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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