I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Houston, we have a blender
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
